Amieka “Yeah, no,” I express immediately after being portaly ejected onto Magian Academy’s orientation field. “I definitely hate portaling. I’ll have to work on some other means of instant transportation, because that fucking sucks.” Zxayne, my trusty knight, ultimate best friend, and secret crush chuckles—at my words or my overall discomfort, I’m unsure, but I glare at him all the same. Nevertheless,