Chapter 1: Bored to Death Should we really be doing this? I’ve seen one too many videos of these things going South. Maybe they’re fake, but you can never really tell with social media these days anyway. But what if something DOES happen- “Hello, Earth to shithead.” Lola’s voice breaks through the veil over my mind. “Are you gonna get over here or are you just gonna puss out like usual. Like the time