DOGE struts in like it’s the first to scream “efficiency!” at D.C., but it’s just another rerun—Teddy, FDR, and Obama did it quieter. Trump and Musk crank the volume, swing bigger axes, and crash into the Washington swamp, leaving bureaucrats shrieking over spilled grants and lost jobs. Same old reform, just louder—and the swamp’s whining is the real joke.