Meet Felix Fontaine: emotionally clairvoyant, fabulously over it, and armed with a slap that resets lives. Welcome to Bitch, I’m Fabulous™ — A SCRIPT-COMS™ series told from the dyslexic, diagonally gifted mind of someone who thinks trauma should come with wardrobe changes. Come for the sass. Stay for the emotional reconstruction. New episodes weekly. First slap is free.