oh boy this one will be comical as all heck.. though i would like to see someone take it to the dark side.. the choice is yours

Can you let go? it might be harder than you think. Film this one any way you wish and in any setting you can imagine

what happens when 3 friends continue to play poker after one of them dies?... this might be funny or scary

Join the twin Witches, Yeta and Yater, as they venture out to find a demon to seed their perfect child. Part of a series of short stories that make up the Anataya Chronicles. Story contains mature subject matter. With that, enjoy.

Kerosene Bay is a city that refuses to die quietly. It festers, leaks, and keeps moving out of spite, dragging everyone inside it along for the ride. This story drops you into that slow collapse and lets you watch it from the gutter up—through broken friendships, bad love, late-night decisions, and the kind of humor people use when hope feels irresponsible. These pages aren’t about heroes or clean redemption arcs. They’re about survival, identity, and the lies people tell themselves to make it through another night. The work unfolds raw and unfiltered, showing the process as much as the product: unfinished moments, sharp dialogue, and scenes that feel uncomfortably real because they are. If you’ve ever loved a place that hurt you, laughed when you shouldn’t have, or stayed up too late chasing something you couldn’t name, this is for you. Step inside. The lights are still on—for now.

Think your neighbor’s late-night howling is just bad karaoke? Think again. This tongue-in-cheek guide uses folklore, moon habits, and suspiciously furry hoodies to help you spot a werewolf next door—without getting bitten, cursed, or banned from the HOA. Sleep tight… or at least invest in sturdy trash cans.

The relationship between humans and Artificial Intelligence was originally scripted by Hollywood as a cold, calculated march toward world domination. We expected HAL 9000 or the Terminator; instead, we got a polite assistant that occasionally insists a picture of a blueberry muffin is a chihuahua and apologizes profusely for not being able to open the garage door. The comedic side of AI-human interaction lies in this "uncanny valley" of incompetence—the friction between our expectation of god-like intelligence and the reality of a statistical model trying its best to guess what a "vibey brunch spot" looks like.

Stan Prolongo thought he was investigating a ghost. He walked into something far older and more dangerous. I should've known better when the gorgeous receptionist vanished into thin air. But sightseeing don't pay the rent, so there I was, Stan Prolongo, private detective, investigating a ghost at the Sciacca Retirement Community. A manager weeping over his dead wife in a broom closet. A receptionist who kept disappearing like smoke. Ten naked seniors with pickleball rackets. That's when I knew this wasn't your typical haunting. Five zones decorated with goddess symbols. Photographs showing the same women, year after year, except their faces kept changing. An old man poked my chest: "You'll never be one of us." By the time I met Mrs. Aphrodite Oshun, beautiful and dangerous with smoke curling around her fingers, it was too late. Blue smoke. Darkness. I woke up in white robes. Surrounded by cultists. Pure of heart, they said. Wrong place, wrong time, and exactly what they needed.

Because the world is vast you are superficial and loved and kind. We will see that. Welcome home bro

This is a small comedic story that happened to me. It is the funniest thing to ever happen when I was working at Rosetta Italian Bakery. This was when I lived in Miami, Florida. It is shared in second person perspective.

Emori Williams is new to city and has been finding it hard to fit in at her new school. She has also found it hard to concentrate when all she can think about is the passing of her father. Until she meets Alow Sanders and find herself having a crush. Is this Emori's Dream , will Alow help Emori?

Stan Prolongo just wanted new sneakers. What he got was a case involving mysterious tattoos, a peeping Tom with two left feet, and a late-night tattoo parlor where nothing is quite what it seems. In the seedy streets of Visalia, this rumpled private eye will trade shoe discounts for clues, chew through cheap pens, and discover that some crimes solve themselves. A noir mystery with small-town quirks and a detective who files his cases by movie ticket stubs.

An absurdist short story about what happens when extremely online people meet IRL in a Central California shanty town. Features: Dublin Dr. Pepper, curry-scented suntan lotion, cryptid crafts, and an underground do-wop convention. For fans of deadpan humor and the weird corners of small-town America.

What do you get when you cross Nikola Tesla's DNA with ancient golem magic and a grave-robbing cosplayer? Nickolas Goylem—the pint-sized genius who treats physics like a suggestion and toy stores like an armory. When the dreaded Vuvuzela Vixens take a Visalia hobby shop hostage with their sonic weapons of mass annoyance, most people hit the floor in auditory agony. Not Nick. While everyone else clutches their ears, he's busy weaponizing RC cars, model rocket tubes, and foam planets into the most gloriously over-engineered rescue operation this side of a Rube Goldberg convention. Perfect for fans of: Terry Pratchett's absurdist brilliance, Douglas Adams' chaotic logic, Christopher Moore's irreverent humor, and anyone who's ever wanted to see farm animals used as tactical projectiles.

Private eye Stan Prolongo has pulled off some crazy rescues, but this might be his spiciest yet. When crime boss Big Bob Bamford kidnaps Mrs. Lum Lum and demands ransom, Stan knows he can't play by the rules. Armed with nothing but a sombrero, a fake accent, and some seriously questionable food, he infiltrates Bob's tortilla factory hideout for a daring extraction. What follows is a high-speed chase through industrial machinery, creative uses for broken tortillas, and workplace safety violations that would make OSHA weep. Fast-paced, funny, and featuring the best pun you'll hear all week—this is pulp detective comedy at its finest.

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It is about a lighthouse showing the light at the dark spots at life. And how elias can show you how to do it.

What does an author do when their hero just refuses to fall in love with his destined heroine? Call in the specialists at Fluff, Inc for an emergency assist!

Paul wants Marguerite to break one of Fluff, Inc's sacred rules. Will she do it for him? Or will she report him to a superior?

Some clients are more difficult than others. Luna's client is positively infuriating. Sometimes, just keeping your temper is the hardest part of a job.