The Tail of Barkopolis (A story from the Muttonverse, where logic took a sick day.) In the neon-hued skies of Barkopolis, a floating city shaped like a giant chew toy, peace was a relative concept. This was a place where flying raccoons had jobs, pigeons ran for mayor, and rent was paid in belly rubs or cryptocurrency — depending on your alignment. At the heart of this madness was a superhero known