Late-diagnosed AuDHD and Gen X to my core, I’ve been told I know how to tell a damn fine story—so this is me finally testing that theory. I’m a fan of putting pen to paper (literally), and I’d personally hug the inventor of OCR because the idea of manually typing out everything I write by hand is enough to trigger a full-blown meltdown. My writing? Expect tangents, side quests, loopbacks, hyperfixation detours, and the occasional emotional ambush. But you’ll always get honesty, oversharing, and a healthy dose of dark, twisty sarcasm. I live with four cats (Snow, Arya, Cheshire, and Crowley), one opinionated corgi (Duchess), and one slightly annoying but generally lovable neurotypical partner who’s been putting up with me for 15 years—despite repeatedly interrupting my hyperfocus and narrowly avoiding being smothered in my sleep for it. This is my first toe-dip into sharing my writing with others. You’ve been warned.