Well my name is Karla Ryan-Holmes which is already a problem because I’m neither a Ryan nor a Holmes. My actual family name is Kelley, yes with an ey, and my current fiancé’s last name is Helton. Yes, I said current fiancé implying that there have been more than one and/or that I’m looking for a new one, let’s say there have been a few and this current one likes to text old flings. I’m 43, unmarried, and have three kids. One son who was a happy little surprise at 39 and two teenage daughters. I’ve been married twice and divorced twice and should probably just live alone with cats at this point so no one has to deal with me. I’m extremely ADHD, I have a mood disorder, and have been paralyzed twice in the last seven years. I grew up poor, found out my dad who raised me wasn’t my dad at 21, and earned a Masters Degree by the time I was 22. I have a huge family, five sisters and three brothers, and lots of stories to tell. If any of this sounds interesting, stick around, I’ll do my best to entertain you.