Alphabet boy Ah-ah-ah, buh-buh-buh-buh Ah-ah-ah, buh-buh-buh-buh-buh Ah-ah-ah, buh-buh-buh-buh Buh-buh-buh-buh Buh-buh-buh, buh-buh-buh-buh Always aiming paper airplanes at me when you're around You build me up like building blocks just so you can bring me down You can crush my candy cane, but you'll never catch me cry If you dangle that diploma and I dead you, don't be surprised I know my ABCs, yet