When the Badge Gets Tarnished: Colonel Mustard’s Guide to Calling Out Domestic Violence (Or: Why Kindergarteners with Gold Stars Are Scarier Than Some Cops) Alright, gather ’round, because Colonel Mustard is about to spread some common sense on a topic that’s no laughing matter—but don’t worry, we’ll keep the butter knife handy for slicing through the nonsense. Let’s talk about trust. You know, that