Introduction Let’s get real: Who’s going to bend over for the CIA first—the sheriff or the cartel? Car-tell me why, or did I stutter? In this episode of “CSI: Can’t Solve It,” we’ve got missing officers, a command center full of chaos, and a cast of characters who flop harder than a tuna out of water. If you thought law enforcement was all about order, buckle up—because this is more like a clown car at a shrimp rodeo.