The Bird of The Desert Races Most motherly figures do not make their daughters race in chile. Most motherly figures let their kids finish the eighth grade BEFORE deciding that they wanted to be a family blogger, even if she only has one child and she’s a single mom. Most motherly figures don’t act snide to you as soon as you’re not live, in the middle of a hike, pretending to eat lunch. And today, she was determined to fix up her biggest blog yet, THE MEGA DESERT BLOG.