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The Deli (wit the Henny) online Interview Neftalíz Plummer-Pluma

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Upon his federal release, New York's bad boy; Deli (wit the Henny) formally known as Neftalíz Pluma or Neftali Plummer did not gratefully hesitate to violate his terms and conditions for Howard at 3:00 in the morning by opening a bottle of Don Julio (among other things) and answering some of the most uncomfortable and naughtiest questions. Let's see how long our Bronx mogul will last in the hot seat that most didn't make it out of live from Los Angeles California! There is no one in the world that's better than Stern at encouraging somе of the most famous people to spеak candidly not just about their personal lives but also their biggest fears and securities and regrets. For instance Stern is notorious for complaining about the size of his penis to his guests. When comedian Kevin Hart joined the show in June of this year Stern found a way to introduce the subject. Let's see how we drag The Deli through the mud with Stern's questions in this hot and long awaited interview.

Howard: Do you have a big dick?

The Deli: Honestly pause. But it's funny that you ask because actually I know where I'm at. Hi Robin. It's funny that you ask because I was asked the same question at an interview with Blackd Raw. I'm thinking about doing some modeling and some acting. I'd love to make love for a living. Long story short my dick is humongous. Some mornings have been kind of questionable but my dick is wild satisfactory.

Howard: Mine is Pathetic.

The Deli: Yeah you still get bitches though. I'll never forget when you had that pornstar Jenna Jameson squirt on a club speaker. She had an orgasm. Whatever you call it. She was happy. That's some real pimp shit. I wonder if she still look good? She was so bad then.

Howard: Think about your life and you were so low because of your illness. You almost killed yourself.

The Deli: I know. I woke up on life support. It's like I use drugs and Hennessy to fight depression for years and no I don't date black women at all Robin. I like PAWGs now. Petite ones.

Howard: So I think of you as a diamond in the sky and that you're shining bright now.

The Deli: On Bro. You don't judge a man by how he falls. You judge niggas by how they get up. I'm 10 toes down.

Howard: Right, isn't that it?

The Deli: I mean I thank God every day. I'm outside. Activity right?

Howard: But you're shining bright like a diamond now. And it's so beautiful.

The Deli: These are facts on top of facts. I'm not going to sit up here and chat to you I'm going to keep it a stack. Feel me?

Howard: That's good for ratings.

The Deli: I'm rated NC-17. Brazzers timing.

Howard: No, but I'm serious. I mean it's terrible that you have to go through that type of pain to write a song but I think it's very unique. It's very special.

The Deli: Thank you Howard. Thank you Robin.

Howard: And your very special. You really are.

The Deli: That's a compliment because every child is not special. I am. I hold you to that.

Howard: Alright, go ahead and cry.

The Deli: I laugh.

Howard: What a life you had. Are you having fun? I don't mean now I know this is torture.

The Deli: I had a blast in life. I ate all types of foods drink all types of liquor smoked all types of exotic stuff and banged every color woman under the rainbow.

Howard: I can't tell with you. Are you a happy man?

The Deli: I don't know. I don't think that I've reached the point of life where I could determine what true happiness is yet. But yeah.

Howard: Has the blame of your existence been relationships with women? Not that you didn't enjoy them but is there something you question in your own life like why haven't I found the great love of my life? Do you ever reflect on that?

The Deli: I just think that there's a cultural distance between me and most of the women that I meet I'm used to women from New York City who tend to be more cultural and I keep finding basic bitches. I like girls from Beverly Hills. I met a few that put me on to new things.

Howard: Are you lonely?

The Deli: I don't think so. Being incarcerated taught me to be comfortable spending time with myself by being constructive and creative I'm comfortable in my own company without having a whole bunch of people around me. Sometimes I like it that way. Most of the time.

Howard: So are you impossible to live with?

The Deli: Probably. I'm just the type of person that I know what I'm doing, and what I want, and the way I'm going to do it already and I usually don't have the patience and my tolerance runs very slim for people that challenge that. Especially girls. Like bitch go home.

Howard: So where is the gridlock? You can certainly get women you're very desirable. I would have random sex with you.

The Deli: No homo. But it's not about me getting women. It takes a lot to impress me. I like women that can do feminine things. Start at the basics. Can you balance a book on your head and run? Bitch can you even do a cartwheel? Can you do a cheerlead or a drill? Can you do a split? Do you have any type of posture? Why are you the fuck fat? Most women that I meet can't do any of these feminine things easily and naturally like. Instead they tell me what is the ideal thing that I should respect about women which usually revolves around a woman carrying herself like a man with a big mouth and a lot of dumb opinions that make my dick soft; unattractive to me, so how rather just stay by myself. I like girls that can do girl things. I've been in jail too long. If it was shallow, everyone would be able to do it. But they can't. No you can't come to my house, so you can fuck up my clothes because you can't properly do laundry. You can't season food, and your terrible at raising children and the list goes on and on fat ass. You see this 2 seat foreign? You don't fit Felicia! (everyone laughs)

Howard: What has stopped you from getting in touch with you?

The Deli: I have a tendency of getting bored with things. I get bored with myself sometime and then I want to recreate and just change everything about myself sometime. I don't know.

Howard: Your afraid to. That's what stops me. I get afraid.

The Deli: I don't think that I'm afraid. The only thing I'm afraid of is being basic and boring. I'll look at other people when I tell myself that's what I don't want to be. I'm afraid of that. I'll lock in for long periods of time and when I come up for air I check up on people low key. I be so disgusted. I start praying, working out, re evaluating everything. Shit be scary Howie.

Howard: I think you've hit it on the head. I think the hardest thing in the world to do for anybody, I don't care who you are is the confront who you are and sit there and work on it. Most of us want to run away from that even though a lot of good stuff will come out of it it's just too goddamn painful.

The Deli: I just like adding on to myself like even if I'm happy with myself at one point I might see something that I feel might be a good addition so I take the time to perfect that. This is constant it's just my lifestyle.

Howard: When you talk about getting high I mean you were doing some hardcore drugs you were doing Coke then you love ecstasy so much.

The Deli: Same idea. Change in my lifestyle wasn't hard for me I just started surrounding myself around blondes in Beverly Hills and realize that this type of behavior had to change. Because I wanted to be in the circle of people that function with bad bitches with Sports cars in LA. I like having money and if I do something I wanted to be exclusive back then I was drinking cheap liquor now if I do drink its Don Julio only Hennessy. And that's the way I like to live.

Howard: So you still get high?

The Deli: Nope. It is not because I quit. It's because it's just something we don't do. Get high with who? And where? If my girl and her bestie wanted to I would. But we be into different things. I like shopping and racing cars. I wanna party at the Red Carpet. The only hood I relate to is The Bronx.

Howard: You still smoke weed?

The Deli: Nope. Why? I be busy. And I don't like the way weed makes me feel anyway.

Howard: Weed makes you paranoid?

The Deli: Yes and I don't lack. Somebody fuck around and get killed again. I liked designer drugs.

Howard: I like that you're being honest about it.

The Deli: I'm just saying.

Howard: When's the last time that you did coke?

The Deli: Back in 2022 probably. I don't be interested in being on. I be busy loving myself.

Howard: Do you think that you had to have it? Do you think you were addicted?

The Deli: Nah.

Howard: How did you get off of it?

The Deli: Being on federal in Los Angeles. I got tired of going in and out of jail. So I started going to the gym and hanging out with different types of bad bitches and I got addicted to that. Hanging out in Beverly Hills. Santa Monica. The whole time I was in LA I just tried to stay away from Long Beach, Compton, Inglewood, and Macarthur Park. I lived by Macarthur and would go to Beverly Hills everyday. I didn't even like hanging out in Hollywood. I'm cool. When I first moved to Los Angeles I would be in the streets fighting and ootin everyday.

Howard: What was the source of your unhappiness do you think?

The Deli: Being black. It seems like everybody else is happier on the other sides for the most part in Los Angeles. Like eww. It's better in New York. This shit depressing.

Howard: I think of myself I was very confused and I was feeling very insecure.

The Deli: I was just the opposite I got very angry and I just thought I could beat the world and attack the world and the drugs wasn't helping any. The drugs made me feel invincible. So I will start fights and be in and out of jail and terrorized every neighborhood that I went to. I'm surprised that I'm still alive.

Robin: But it's also a fitting anything a lot of times you get to fit in because you're with that group.

The Deli: I don't want to fit in. That's my biggest nightmare. I don't want to be like these niggas. Like how? I grew up valuing individuality. Like I'm from the Bronx New York. If I go outside and I see somebody else with the same fit on as me I take that as a sign of disrespect. Burn that shit. Like I want to fight off the Yak probably. Like are you trying to be funny? (laughs)

Howard: You had a weird life. Here's why I think your life is weird. You're the type of guy who had this talent but at the same point you were this crack dealer and this Hustler.

The Deli: it's fair enough to say that I owe a lot of my talents to the things that that my lifestyle brought me. I learned a lot of things and a lot of creativity and a lot of patience attributed to my talents being in jail. I learned how to dress by being on the streets and being around older bosses that we're getting a lot of money in the game and as a child growing up with no father these are the things that I'm mimicked in life.

Howard: ... And the reason is so weird is when you're that artistic, And you've got so many things going on inside you could have hit a landmine in your life and she's going to jail for a really long time.

The Deli: I did go to jail mad times. State and Federal. And I wouldn't take it back for the world because they're molded me into the person that I am today.

Howard: Your an angry guy...

The Deli: No I'm not. I'm just too tact.

Howard: Do you think your anger comes from your father leaving you?

The Deli: I'm not that pressed.

Howard: Have you ever been to therapy?

The Deli: No. I attended meetings and I've been in and out of the hospital for mental shit mad times. But I always refuse therapy because once I'm on go I'm on go. I don't like a hundred questions anyway.

Howard: But wait a second. Before you became a father yourself and before you ever got married did you want to sit down with someone to say how much this is going to affect your relationship with everyone? How am I going to stay focused on one woman? How am I going to get over the fear that someone is not going to leave me?

The Deli: I'm not married, and always was single. I be lying. I'm not pressed or interested in relationships I really don't think that deeply. I'm a terrible boyfriend bitch, don't trust me. I don't own anything or anybody because I'm a religious man. These are God's children not mine. If I appreciate somebody's company I just thank God for sharing his children with me. You gotta be one bad Bruja to earn my respectable attention Chiqitica.

Howard: You I think that's enough.

The Deli: That's more than enough Bebe! Maybe not. But I'm not pressed right now.

Howard: Do you think that's all really therapy?

The Deli: At the end of the day relationships don't last and I'm not talking about boyfriend and girlfriend I'm talking about family even between mother and father and child. When I enter any type of situation where I have to deal with a person outside of business I don't treasure it because I promise you nothing last forever to me thats outside of my culture and these people are unteachable Howie. That's why I always separate my culture from Black culture. I am Cuban and Dominican. Hold on Howard, I feel like sending a text message real fast to somebody randomly. Gimmie a second. (fumbles with phone) okay done, excuse me y'all.

Robin: What was so important that you had to send a text that fast! You grabbed your phone like it was about to run away what did you have to say that urgent?

The Deli: Oh... I told that bitch we're not the same.

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