(French Woods Festival in the present day)

Scene 1: The Aslimeination of Larry

(An old Ghost of Ron sneaks in. He wiggles his fingers menacingly.)

GoR: I am wiggling my fingers menacingly to symbolize my mischievous intent. BAZINGAAAA!!

(He points at “Magic Larry” Who wiggles around a la Henry Creel, then rips off his tag to reveal “Slimer Larry”)

Slimer Larry: I am slimy Larry and I am going to perform the egg trick!! Actually. Upon reflection who is funding this trick at every single orientation? Does Larry know the price of eggs these days? (He shrugs) Let me try a card trick.

(Slimer Larry drops his cards, and they go flying)

Slimer Larry: Oops, (looks around puzzled) anyone wanna play 52 card pickup?

Isaac: Magic Larry has never messed up a card trick! (to the tune of the intro) there’s something strange in my summer camp!

Robson: Who you gonna call?

(Robson and Isaac look out to the audience while a record scratch plays)

Scene 2: Assemble the Ghost Busters!

(4 head counselors are sat on each corner of the pavilion stage with a phone next to them)

(A phone ring sound effect plays and they pick up the phones)

Nathaniel: Morning morning morning Isaac! I’m a little busy right now making a French Bucks special!!

Conner: Sorry I’m to occupied trying to beat the frog accusations

(Ben walks out in slides, and sunglasses. He is doing the Ben walk.. you know. that walk he does?)

Ben: YOOO I’m camping outside of the TWUNK so I can take all the calculators!

Habeeb: I’m trying to figure out who stole the dining hall lemonade! Lemon..ade… Yellow water with sugar. Yeah!

Isaac: This is serious! Stop pretending you actually do your jobs! Something is happening here! Something weird… and it don’t look good.

Connor: (In a bad English accent) Well who ya gonna call innit?

Issac: Why does everybody keep asking that? I just need to assemble a group of people, preferably ones with walkies talkies, and golf carts with car-play!!!

(The 4 look at each other, then themselves, and then back up at Isaac)

They will be a group, and they will go around and eliminate the ghost problem.

Nathaniel: Eliminate?

Isaac: Yes! Like bust them in their tracks!

Habeeb: So.. What are we? Some kind of…. Ghostbusters???

(cue the theme song and I want them to dwerk but jordan and aydin prob wont let me write that,)

Scene 3: Anything Ghosts

Issac: So. Ghost problem. For some reason Ron is going on a rampage! He’s possesing all of our department heads and turning them into ghosts!

Connor: So you want US head counselors to stop them? We can’t even get everyone to wash their hands before meals!

Ben: YOO And I can’t catch everyone on their calcs! It’s slang for calculator btw.

Habeeb: And I can’t even figure out why the lemonade is so yellow. there’s definitely not no real lemons in it.

Connor: Come on. Stop worrying about the lemonade, we got better things to think of.

Habeeb: Like… what about finding out what they put in them canteen milkshakes!

Nathaniel: ENOUGH ABOUT CAMP DRINKS.

Habeeb: -Is it just melted ice cream? Or what?

Isaac: Stop it. Don’t make me teach you how to handle bullying. We’re not addressing the deer in the room.

Ben: YOO What? The green witch walking around spinning fire?

Isaac: NO! The ghosts

All 4: (Y for Ben) OHHHHH!

Isaac: So what I need you to do is save the heads of departments before they get possessed by Ron. Or else, you’ll have to capture them.

Connor: With What?

Isaac: These proton packs. use them wisely to trap the ghosts. now go to your Ecto-1 golf cart and get going!

SCENE CHANGE: JUST DANCE GHOSTBUSTERS

(The busters.. lol.. The busters perch on the pavilion stairs)

Scene 4 - Slimegic Department

(Slimer Larry is about to perform a magic trick. He is standing next to Slimecardo)

Slimer Larry: For my next trick I am going to attempt some boo-doo magic! Pick a card!

(He holds out a deck of cards)

(Slimecardo grabs all of the cards and begins eating them, Slimer Larry is turned away)

Nathaniel: (Watching the scene) Oh no! Ron turned Ricardo into a ghost! And on his birthday! We have to capture them!

Slimer Larry: (turning back around) Ok Slimecardo! Was your card the 6 of clubs?

Slimecardo: No it was the 7.

Ben: YOOO 6767 (do the thing)

Slimer Larry: Oh whatever. Abra-goo-dabra (He poses! Then begins to walk offstage)

Conner: Ghost busters go

(The 4 busters start running towards Larry's position, but he has already walked offstage. like very slowly. They grasp onto nothing)

All 4: HE DISAPPEARED!!

Habeeb: At least we can grab Slimecardo. Happy birthday by the way man. (He grabs Slimecardo)

Slimecardo: Thank you! LOOK, UNDER THERE (he points offstage)

All 4: Under Where? (They look away)

(Slimecardo walks away, again, very slowly)

(The busters turn back)

All 4: GASP!!

Habeeb: Well we lost both of them. Let’s go to the staff lounge and drink monster energy. Or actually- is there any water at this camp?

Ben: YO! NO! We cant give up! I am a straight (beat) frat bro with a mustache at a theater camp. I know a thing or two about beating the odds. Issac assigned us a task, and we must make him proud. Lets go catch some-

Habeeb: -Bust

Ben: YOOOP Ok bro. Lets go BUST some ghosts!

SCENE CHANGE: (Continue the ghost buster Just Dance)

Scene 5 - One Scarey Audition

(As they are doing the dance, A line of director appear. It is TOM, JARED, EM, and ROB. They stand about to watch Facob Jisch audition for the musical.)

Facob: Hello, my name is Facob “the actor” Jisch, my number is 67, I play the oboe, and I do a British accent. I’m a strong mover and I will be singing “Defying Gravity” from Wicked!

Tom: Go right ahead AHOY!!

Facob: AS SOMEONE TOLD ME LATELY EVERYONE DESERVES THE CHANCE TO

(Ron Runs in and wags his finger causing Facob to crack on the next line)

Facob: (voice crack) FLY!

Jared: NEXTTT!!!

(Facob runs off crying)

(GoR wags his finger at Em, they turn their tag over revealing GozEm)

GozEm: Ron, you’re cast! As the lead!

GoR: YIPPEE!

(Ghostbusters walk in)

Ben: YOOO, look its the ghost of ron!

Connor: Stop it right there!

Nathaniel: Get him!

(Ghost of Ron runs away before the ghost busters can catch him)

GozEm: You can’t take the lead of the show away from me!

(GozEm throws their hands up and crazy lighting and sound cue while the ghostbsuters get knocked back)

Habeeb: Hey Em, that was wack.

GozEm: It’s Gozem to you

Ben: YOOOO Bust em!

(The ghostbusters try to capture them but end up sucking up Tom, Jared, and Rob)

Rob: What’s happening!

Connor: Wrong people

Ben: YOOOO my bad

Nathaniel: Lets try again

(Before they are able to charge up their packs, GozEm is able to run away)

Habeeb: Where did they go? Stealing that lemonade?

Nathaniel: there’s not enough time, where too next connor?

Connor: Let’s go to the knipe innit. everybody hop into the echto 1. I’ll drive!

Ben: YOO We’re not letting you behind the wheel

Habeeb: I don’t wanna see no frogs dead.

Nathaniel: I’ll Drive

Connor; Fine, Lets go!

(Scene change, ghostbusters do the just dance)

Ben: YOOO Look It’s the twunk!

Derek and Asher: GOOD MORNING, TWUNK

(GoR Runs across the stage and wags his finger at the twunk)

The Twunk: HAHAHAHAH

(The twunk runs away)

Ben: YOOO NOOO MY TWUNKKKKK!!!!

Connor: There’s no time we have to go

Scene 6: The knipe

(The lights are off and the ghostbusters have flashlights)

Nathaniel: Where are we?

Habeeb: This place is giving me the habeebie jeebies.

(Nathaniel crashes into MUNCHER WARSDALE)

Muncher: AHHH.. (beat).. That was a C sharp! Go music!

(The ghostbusters freak out and all bump into each other, causing them to all to fall on their butts)

Ben: YOOO. OWWW

(Lights turn back on, MUNCHER WORSDALE is standing right next to the busters) (Yes Muncher is a real ghost in the movie)

Muncher: Boo!

Busters: (Ben: YOOO) AHHH

Nathaniel: Who are you?

Muncher: I am Muncher Worsdale! You might recognize me from my rendition of BOO- (busters scream) -hemian Rhapsody

( Busters shrug. Then go to suck him down the thingy)

Muncher: CRESENDO! FORTESSIMO! FORTE! STACCADO!

(Each word stabs the busters like a knife, Muncher then runs away.)

All 4: NOT AGAIN!!

Nathaniel: Lets get out of here!

(The 4 Busters turn around to exit but are stopped by a kid giving a piggy back ride to another kid wearing the name tags “Chicken” & “Ghosty”)

Ben: CHICKEN GHOSTY!!!

(The 4 busters turn and run the other direction screaming and exit off stage)

Scene 7: Scarecus

SCENE CHANGE: Do the dance!

( QUINN, AMY, YET, and MATT GERSHON somersault in and then start making spinning arms while holding no props)

(GoR walks on and watches the scene)

GoR: I have always wanted to join circus! I could shotgun toss, learn 5 beat, or get flung around while suspended on a rope 50ft in the air! Wait- that actually does not sound fun at all.. Whatever

(Ron wiggles his finger and all 4 circus counselors spazz out)

(They turn into QUINNZ CLORTHO, AMYUUL CLORTHO, MATT GERSLIME and YUCKY YET)

(Quinnz and Amyuul monkey jump in a circle)

Quinnz and Amyuul: SLIME BABY SLIME SLIME BABY SLIME (they also howl and bark because that visual makes me laugh)

(MATT GERSLIME and YUCKY YET start doing freaky flips and stuff- lets find somebody athletic for this. I want somebody to do the splits)

GoR: PERFECT PERFECT!! My master plan to overthrow French Woods is working! It is time to power up! GHOSTS!!

(QUINNZ, AMYUUL, YUCKY YET, MATT GERSLIME, SLIMY LARRY, GozEm, _____ all enter)

(Other ghosts enter)

ALL: Yes Ghost of Ron?

GoR: Its time to take over french woods for good. ASSEMBLE!!

Scene 7 - Ron Puft Marshmallow Man

(The GB’s arrive)

All 4: (Y for Ben) WOOOOAH WHAT ARE THEY DOING!!!

(The Ghosts begin to dance and jump and yell next to the curtain and walk off to be replaced by “Ron Puft Marshmallow Man” he rampages through the stage and the Ghost Busters do the pearl in sponge bob thing where they jump every time the big one steps)

Ron Puft: *Burps*

(The GB’s all collapse to the ground, after a moment they stagger back up.. except for habeeb, he stays on the ground)

3 Remaining GB’s: HABEEB!!!!

Habeeb: They got me boys… anyone got some lemonade…

Ben: YOOO! NOOO! HABEEEB!

(Mini-pufts enter, swarming and circling the remaining busters)

(Cue Isaac Bullying PSA joke)

Mini Puft 1: You are an idiot!

Mini Puft 2: You suck

Mini Puft 3: The north pole called, they want their Santa back

Mini Puft 4: Bro, that’s only for Isaac

Mini Puft 3: oh, oops

Connor: LAURA! I NEED HELP WHAT DO I DOOO!!!

Nathaniel: We dont stand a chance, we’re losing aura by the second!

Ben: YOOOOO We gotta get outta here bruh

(The GB’s run off while Ben and Nathaniel drag Habeeb off. Before they get offstage They get stopped by the (huge reveal and action music)BETH BUSTERS)

Beth: Don’t worry boys we’ll take it from here!

Carson: Isaac told us you needed our help!

Sarah: And we thought we’d step in to lend you guys some..

Rose: Girl Power!!!!

(They hamilton pose… you know what I mean)(The BETHBUSTERS aim their proton packs at Ron Puft and Mini Pufts and blast him off stage where he is replaced by the assortment of Ghosts from before)

Ron Puft: NOO I’M MELTING I’M Melting oh what a world what a world!!!

All 4: Great job girls!!!

(4 way hi five as all the ghosts get zapped into a box.. except GoR who is stumbling around, defeated)

Beth: Get em!

(Isaac runs on and stops Beth)

Isaac: No Beth I'll take it from here… (He runs up and grabs Ron by the shirt) Ron Schaefer to Isaac office right now!

(All except GoR and Isaac exit)

Scene 8: All Trapped Up

Isaac: Listen up Ron! Here at French woods, we don’t tolerate bullying. Where is Michael? I need somebody to fake bully me so I can show you-

GoR: I’m gonna stop you right there. This has nothing to do with bullying.. I hate this place!

Isaac: But why? You made this place! French Woods is heaven on earth!

GoR: You want to know why? Its because I never got to do any of my favorite activities as camp director!

Isaac: But Ron what you did was not nice…

GoR: I wanted to learn to do Magic or be in the circus and especially be the lead of my very own musical! But I couldn’t do that while I was human because I was trapped as the director of this place.

Isaac: But Ron how did this even happen to you?

GoR: Well it all started when I met this mad scientist behind cowlick a few months ago that gave me a magical ghost potion. I asked him if it was safe and normal and he said that it was NEXT TO NORMAL so I took it anyway.

Isaac: Why did you believe him? who even is this mad scientist

(GoR pretends to show him a photo)

Isaac: Oh I know that guy, I went to THE PROM with him back in.. what was it? 66’ or 67’

GoR: Yes but the potion turned me into a ghost.. you could say it was my SPRING AWAKENING.

Isaac: And then what happened?

GoR: Well I went back to French Woods and saw Eric at the upper office and I told him to let me inside but he didnt know I was a ghost.. he thought he was just letting ALADDIN. Once I got in I flew straight INTO THE BREECHES and into THE DINING ROOM and started making a big mess of everything, throwing plates and all! You even squashed JAMES AND HE GIANT PEACH! It was a big CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG!.

Isaac: And then let me guess, you flew past the theaters and that’s when you heard THE SOUND OF MUSIC coming from the audition room!

GoR: Yes so I possessed Facob Jisch, that MUSIC MAN, and got to have my star moment.

Isaac: You made him voice crack on the high note! You stole his thunder! You were THE LIGHTNING THIEF!

GoR: Well my voice isn't what it used to be. You know that Isaac. So I left him there

Isaac: Yes I know he looked so bewildered, I was begging him SISTER ACT!

GoR: Who do you think you are Mr. all knowing director. You just think your the LION KING or even the PRINCE OF EGYP-

Isaac: SY I dont think you can say that anymore!

GoR: Well I dont think I want to hear a peep out of you anymore, I want NOISES OFF from you!

Isaac: What do you think this a PAJAMA GAME

GoR: You’re acting ALL SHOOK UP over nothing, what did I even do that was that bad?

Isaac: For starters, you possessed the camp store ladies turning the place into a LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS! And then you shut off all the computers when a camper was trying to practice for the 57TH ANNUAL MATHLETES SUM -IT! On top of this all, you freaked out DOT AND THE KANGAROO. Speaking on animals- when did you even get here?

GoR: Last night!

Isaac: So you were the reason why my dog disappeared! You started the CURIOUS INCIDENT OF THE DOG IN THE NIGHTTIME

GoR: Yes! I did that to plenty of people! I left him right next to the LITTLE GIRLS ALONE IN THE WOODS.

Isaac: How could you even DARE TO DREAM of doing that.

(Aldolpho runs on)

Aldolpho: Isaac! Connor keeps falling asleep at the wheel and running over the frogs! Hes turning into THE DROWSY CHAPERONE!

Isaac: Who even are you? the PIRATE QUEEN? CAPTAIN LOUIE? PETER PAN? BUGSY MALONE? MARY POPPINS? DEAR EDWINA?

Aldolpho: No! I AAAAMMMM ALDOLLPHOOOO!

(Aldolpho exits)

GoR: What was his name again? Al-what? Whatever. ALICE IN WONDERLAND (Pronounced as Al is in wonderland) Anyways, stop acting like I created a HADESTOWN in here, this is a CABARET! A HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL! A JUNGLE BOOK! A… SHREK??? yeah.. okay.. just go with it.

Isaac: Stop acting like that! You released an entire BEEHIVE on Mac! he was shocked. MACHINA-L.

GoR: I think my favorite prank was when i got muncher to throw popsicles at this girl named sue

Isaac: You turned poor sue into a SEUSSICAL. You know I have a story for you. about a WAITRESS In OKLAHOMA. ONCE UPON A-

GoR: ONE MORE TIME,I cant hear you.

Isaac: Nevermind, I was just gonna yell about those DAMN YANKEES.

GoR: Oh. SWEET CHARITY! Not this again

Isaac: Ok fine, i’ll be out of your HAIR!

GoR: Finally! You were making me sick. CATCH ME IF YOU CAN!

(GoR begins to waddle away)

Isaac: Wait Ron! The only sick you make me is LOVESICK!

GoR: What?

Isaac: You heard me. Think about the magic of French Woods!

GoR: (Turning around with new found resolve) THE MAGIC OF FRENCH WOODS!

(They Run and Embrace while Robson is raising his hand) (GoR flips his tag to reveal “Regular Ron”

Robson: (as they are hugging) erm! erm! erm!

Isaac: yes Robson?

Robson: (fast): KIMBERLY AKIMBO!!!

Ron and Isaac: Shut up Robson!

(They begin to walk away)

(Ron and Isaac break character)

Jordan: Wait Aydin! We forgot THE WIZARD OF OZ

Aydin: No Jordan, I think the girls have that one covered

(Cheeky Wink)

Jordan Silver: Hit it maestro!

(Everybody runs on stage and sings every summer)

THE END