It’s the irony that always gets me. It’s the thick, choking irony of the modern American street corner, and frankly, it’s enough to make a decent man spit out his coffee. We talk about institutions, about systems, about who is *truly* the oppressor in this country, and yet, the loudest voices making these claims are often the ones most deeply steeped in a culture of glorifying precisely the kind of chaos they claim to despise.