15 icks that can kill a crush instantly

He says ‘I’m an alpha male’ unironically.

When he’s mean to waiters, cashiers, or animals.

He calls every girl ‘crazy’ but somehow he’s always innocent.

When his entire personality is ‘I go to the gym.’

He sends ‘u up?’ at 2 a.m. and thinks it’s flirting.

When he has a podcast mic but no actual podcast.

He says ‘females’ instead of women.

When he argues with Google Maps.

He takes 47 selfies before posting one.

When his mom still does his laundry and he’s proud of it.

He says ‘I’m a nice guy’ before doing something questionable.

When he posts motivational quotes but treats people terribly.

He wears sunglasses inside to look mysterious.

When he has a Bluetooth speaker everywhere he goes.

He flirts with you but spells every word like he’s fighting for his life.