The Lorax Speaks for Your Liver (A Cautionary Tale of Poor Life Choices) I sat in a booth with a greasy-ass plate, A burger, some tacos, and fries I just ate. A milkshake was there, and a beer sat nearby, And my stomach let out a regretful sigh. Then suddenly POOF!, from my gut he appeared— A tiny, round Lorax, looking quite weird. His mustache was frazzled, his eyes filled with dread, And he wagged