Okay.
I just want to know who approved adulthood?
Because at no point did I sign the terms and conditions.
When we were kids , adulthood looked stellar!
You could stay up late and eat all the ice cream you want at whatever time.
You seem to always have money and to top it off, you make your own rules!
No one said anything about taxes.
No one said anything about the aches and pains of getting older.
No one even mentioned you always feel tired and worn out all the time.
Or the fact our adult lives is like a free 7-day subscription, that automatically renews itself. We just have no option but to pay for it.
This is false advertisement and I want a refund!