Oh, behold the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) —Trump and Musk’s grand January 20, 2025, entrance, bursting through Executive Order 14158 like it’s the first time anyone’s ever yelled “cut the fat!” at D.C. They’re here to “modernize tech” and “maximize efficiency,” tooting their horn so loud you’d think they invented the concept. Spoiler alert: they didn’t. DOGE’s just the latest loudmouth