Alright, folks, gather ‘round because I’ve got a story that will either make you never look at garlic the same way again or make you run to your kitchen and start gnawing on raw cloves like a health-obsessed squirrel. Either way, it’s a wild ride, so buckle up. Picture this: It’s a regular Tuesday. The kids are fighting over who gets the last cookie, I’m already on my third cup of coffee, and then