My God, I am ruler of all procrastinators. I'm only inspired to write this because I don't feel like cleaning or working out. I'd rather do just about anything other than clean and workout. I procrastinate so much life is just passing me by.

I've procrastinated this project for weeks now. Christ, I'm sleeping on a third of my bed. I have arts and crafts everywhere.

I procrastinate, because I hate doing monotonous things. Cleaning my apartment on New Year's was on of my resolutions. Sorry 2025. Looks like I already failed. I still have to clean. I have inspection on the third. I live in government housing. So my life ain't going great.

At least I ain't hooked on anything; so I got that going for me. Wow, this just took a sad turn. Alright, back to fun.

I have so much to do. I have my cupboard, countertops, kitchen sink - that's right, I have everything and the kitchen sink. There's stuff just strung all over my damn floor. Guys, I don't know what I'm gonna. I think I might be screwed. I mean I could just get off my lazy ass and stop procrastinating.

Can I gather the will to do that? Is there something inside of me that can get up and accomplish this mission? Maybe.