DOGE: Elon Musk’s Bureaucratic Dogecoin, but With More Layoffs and Less Crypto If you had "Elon Musk gutting the federal government" on your 2025 bingo card, congratulations—you win a free pink slip, courtesy of the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE). Established by none other than Donald J. Trump on his first day back in office, DOGE (yes, that’s its actual acronym) is supposedly here to drain