

The Tale of SHiBBy and the Birth of D.O.G.E (Department Of Government Efficiency


SHiBBy and Timmy were summoned to the Capitol, where they rolled into a packed conference room. SHiBBy, ever the showman, barked his signature greeting: “Banana bread!” causing a few confused senators to chuckle. Timmy explained SHiBBy’s unique abilities: his random barks were not just chaos—they were a natural source of unpredictability, perfect for developing unbreakable systems and algorithms.
Elon Musk took the floor. “The government needs to be fast, secure, and adaptive—like SHiBBy’s cryptocurrency..