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Ì START SAYING HELP I THINK THEY REALIZED I WAS JUST A KID BUT TAKE ME TO JAIL I CALL MY MOM AND STEPDAD AND SAID HEY IM AT THE POLICE STATION MOM HANDS THE PHONE TO DAD HE SAID WHY ARE YOU ON PHONE WITH THE POLICE STATION? I SAID NO IM AT THE POLICE STATION THEY THOUGHT I WAS DOWN THE HALL IN MY BEDROOM IT WAS ONLY 330 OR 4 AM ON A SAT OR FRIDAY MAYBE I GOT GROUNDED FOR THE WHOLE SUMMER THAT YEAR LUCKILY WE MADE A MINI GOLF COURSE IN THE BACK YARD THAT YEAR KEPT ME BUSY AND STILL HAD SOME FUN BUT LITTLE DID I KNOW MY LIFE WAS ABOUT TO BECOME A STORY THAT ONLY COULD HAPPEN TO A BOY THAT WAS NAIVE TO WHAT LIFE WAS ABOUT AND I HAD MORE FUN THAN MOST PEOPLE EVER WILL IN THEIR LIFE BEFORE I TURNED LEGAL AGE TO DRINK SO AFTER THAT SUMMER MY PARENTS WERE BOTH USING METH HEAVILY AND I HAD BEEN FOR ABOUT 2 YEARS AT THE RIPE OLD AGE OF 15!! THE FEDS WERE LOOKING FOR MY STEPDAD ILL CALL HIM POP AND MY MOM well we will call her mom LOL but POP was on the run from the cops for child support i believe he took off to Tulum Mexico working and living off a guy who he worked for alot of years before insurance guy i think anyways pops had a girl down there and mom was off the deep end hooked up with couple diff guys i hated but we were hotel hopping and it was the night b4 my 10th grade year 1st day i got so hi i washed the ink off my arms i slung on their drawing the night before in like 39 seconds clean as a whistle i told mom i was so high i could probably fly if i tried she said your staying home I said and miss out wearing my new clothes i just got NO WAY so i went to school high as shit waving my legs left to right all day long made 1 friend that day the cops later killed him by ramming his head thru a glass screen door but anyways after a few days staying in hotels we moved a few diff times mom in 1 room with the guy ẁe will call con man M. He sent my mom to buy a $5k printer with a fake check and a FAKE ID!! this printer was so good you had to turn in the old ink cartridges to get new ones so they could make sure you didn't print money with em!! Top of the line at the time anyway they started printing money 5s 10s 20s 100s even which is what ultimately got us caught but i had stole a 100 bill out of a stack as big as the phone book ! they sent me to buy a pizza and con man M gave me cash so i paid for the pizza with a fake 100 bill and kept the change gave it to my buddy i grew up with and got arrested with b4 lol so the next day me and con man m went to buy a mini van of the side of the route 66hwy in sapulpa okla for 800 cash he tries to use 8 fake 100 bills the guys says are these real? He says ya just got it from western union he says ok follow me to my house ill get you the reciept well the guy called the cops im in my moms car we drove up there con man in the minivan thats about to be stolen and the guy drove his back anyways after waiting outside on him to bring the reciept he comes outside on his phone ( land line) at the time only had cordless phones maybe a car phone but con man drives off leaves me sitting there so i drive off go back to the hotel room where mom was and tell her mom we need to go the cops are gonna show up she says dont worry its gonna be ok don't worry, it's gonna be ok i said. Come on, let's go !! She said go up to the front and get me some trash bags. I go up to the front desk. And get some trash bags and there's a City cop talking to the guy that works at hotel so i Ask for some trash bags. Go back to the room tell my mom. Let's go, let's just leave. She said they're not here for us.Well, we start cleaning up the room.I grabbed the money off.The printer was the first thing i grabbed it had scotch tape on it and sure enough about 10 min later there was a BOOM AT THE DOOR BOOM BOOM BOOM SHERRIFF LARRY FUGATE OPEN UP...THEY HANDCUFF ME AND MOM ASK US WHAT WE WERE DOING WITH A BOX FULL OF FAKE MONEY A PRINTER THE WHOLE SETUP TO PRINT 4 MILLION IN FAKE CASH THEY SAID THE PIZZA WAS BOUGHT WITH FAKE 100 THE NIGHT B4 AND WHY DID I HAVE MONEY IN MY WALLET WITH TAPE ON IT IF I DIDNT KNOW WHAT WAS GOIN ON !! I told them that moms friend gave it to me the con man M but i didnt tell them his name but they already knew cuz the room was in his name but at 15 yrs old im thinking were going to jail for a long time so my thought was to help my mom best i can the guy that had her doin all this shit was a POS!! I end up having to go with my gpa later that year the feds paid for our hotel while i spent 2 days in a room full of people like 20 ish and the all asked me questions about why we were there and what were we doing down to every detail so there was not much lying i could do i just blames it all on the drugs and the guy that caused it all i was worried my mom was going to go to prison for a long time so i said all i could to make her look like a victim she ended up getting 12 months in federal prison !! So at 15 yrs old i am homeless and just went thru the craziest thing i had ever experienced little did i know it was only a small taste of a fairy tale life !! JOIN ME FOR CHAPTER 2 OF THIS OUTLAW LIFE I LIVED IN PODUNK OKLAHOMA !!!!