Where do lost socks actually go? We’ve all experienced it!… Where do lost socks actually go? In this deep (and totally unnecessary) investigation, we explore the Great Sock Conspiracy. Could dryers be secretly consuming them? Are they escaping to a sock rebellion? Maybe they’ve slipped into an alternate dimension—or, hear me out, abducted by aliens? No theory is too absurd when we’re overthinking things. Drop your best guess, and let’s unravel this mystery together.