Alleywow: The Dopest Security Guard In the heart of the city, where skyscrapers sliced the clouds and the streets never slept, there was Alleywow—a security guard like no other. His uniform was pressed sharp, his boots scuffed just enough to tell you he worked hard, but his energy? Impeccable. The man was a master at his craft, knowing every creak of the floorboards, every blind spot in the cameras,