Of all the perpetrators that I would find, arrest, and provide a free ride down to the County Jail, burglary suspects tended to be those I found in some of the craziest situations. I struggled with whether I should chop several of these up into separate stories, or just slap together one, long, compilation of burglary bungles. These are just a couple of those. It was the 4th of July, unsure of the