Driving Barefoot Is Dangerous

Yes, you can drive sans shoes! There's no law stopping you from enjoying the wind between your toes as you cruise down the highway. Just don’t blame me if you stub your toe on the brake pedal.

Eating Before Paying at the Grocery Store

We’ve all been there—starving while shopping. You grab a snack off the shelf and eat it while shopping. Sounds like you’re committing some low-key heist, right? Nope! Just pay for the empty wrapper at the register, and you’re good to go. Munch away! However, not all states & stores are on the same page when it comes to stuff like this. So, a little research can go a long way.

Taking Hotel Soaps or Other Toiletries

It's like they *want* you to think you're smuggling contraband out of the hotel! But those mini soaps and shampoos? Yours for the taking. If they didn’t want you to take them, they wouldn’t be so perfectly travel-sized.

Sending a Message in All Caps

SENDING A MESSAGE LIKE THIS CAN FEEL LIKE YOU’RE BREAKING SOME UNWRITTEN INTERNET LAW, BUT NOPE—YOU’RE JUST REALLY PASSIONATE (OR ANGRY)! IT MIGHT ANNOY PEOPLE, BUT THE CAPS LOCK POLICE WON’T BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR.

Sitting in a Parking Lot Without a Car

For some reason, loitering in a parking lot feels like you’re moments away from being asked to “move along.” But as long as you’re not being sketchy, no one can stop you from hanging out, contemplating life, or just enjoying the serene view of parked cars.

See? It might *feel* shady, but you’re in the clear. Just don’t try combining all five at once—*that* might be pushing your luck!