“You’d never believe what I thought I saw on my last shift, Jim,” I said to break up the night’s boredom. It was only 18 minutes into our shift, but felt like we’d been there for several hours, at least.
“What’s that?” asked Jim idly.
“Sam had called in and we couldn’t get anyone to cover,” I took another sip of my coffee, “so I was alone that night. I definitely need to get more sleep. So, I’m sitting here, trying to keep my eyes open, when I glance at the monitor for camera 5, and I swear I thought I saw--”
“A puddy cat?” Jim interrupted.
“No, asshole, it was this eight foot tall thing with arms that reached almost to the floor, and red eyes, and it was covered in this fuzz. Not fur, or anything, it was more just blurry.”
“Hmm,” said Jim, “you really do need to get more sleep.”
“Definitely.” I hadn’t slept well in weeks. Between the kid in the apartment next to mine learning drums, and the family above me having an English mastiff and two kids that like to get it rile...