The Beginning

Once upon a time there was a war between good and evil. The king's army was winning while the Council Of Witches and Warlocks, the Dark Elves and the nasty creatures were losing. "Queen Sabrina, surrender now or suffer my wrath!" King Derrick yelled, killing her pet rats. "Never you fucking ball of shit for a king!" Queen Sabrina yelled back.

The King raised his Axe and activated the ruby enchantment increasing the strength and adding the flames of Argkanzilch to said Axe. Next he jumped into the air, raising the Axe into the sky where it was struck by lightning. Then he brought it down onto Sabrina's shield with all his might breaking it into pieces and almost killing her. "Surrender now bitch or I'll ram this Axe up your asshole so far the blade will come out of your mouth!" Derrick said fueled with rage Sabrina puts her hands up and surrenders.

The war ended King Derrick and his army celebrated by shitting on the dead corpses. One of the knights was fucking one of the dead women his cum filled her pussy, His sweat dripped down his body then all the sudden King Derrick comes over grabs him by the hair and throws him off of her. As the knight groaned in pain King Derrick ate out the dead woman's asshole next he fucked her asshole then he fucked her pussy after that he fucked her in the ear.

After that he fucked her in the mouth when he finished he was so sweaty and his dick was bloody, The Evil Warlock Drakken snuck up behind the knight, covered his mouth with his hand and stabbed him in the balls with the notorious blade of Zarklock. Next Drakken snuck up behind King Derrick and snapped his neck, Demonical The Deadly Dragon slapped Drakken with his tail sending him into 10 trees knocking him out completely.

Five years later Queen Sabrina and Wartokken were hosting a meeting for all Witches and Warlocks. Peter Zarlock Drakken's assistant walks up to the door leading into Drakken's Alchemy Lab and knocks on it really loudly. " PETER SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Drakken yelled at the top of his black lungs. There's nothing wrong with his lungs; he was just born that way. His kind all have big black lungs and they're also indestructible. Peter walks in the room and slowly walks over to Drakken. "Get your ass over here dumb fuck!" Drakken says with an Irritated tone.

Peter hurries over not wanting to upset the Russian Warlock further who was frustrated already cause he couldn't figure out how to master this spell he was working on, A spell called Sartigionical which could turn people into stone. "К черту это дерьмо, почему оно не работает?" Drakken says In russian which translates to fuck this shit why isn't it working?. "Peter hand me the horses cock, mouse ear, cat tail and more honey for my fucking tea right now or end up being a fly for the next three thousand years again!" Drakken demands Peter Instantly listens not wanting to be a fly for another three thousand years when he gives Drakken what he wants he also gives him an Invitation to the Council Of Witches and Warlocks. "Master Queen Sabrina request your presence at the Council Of Witches and Warlocks for a meeting" Peter explains hoping Drakken refuses to go so he didn't have to take care of his Master's Hydra which is under the castle inside the Waters Of Black Hearts, The Hydra's name is Гидра which translates to Hydra anyways Drakken gets pissed and punches his table."Didiskoya why can't they leave me alone!" Drakken yells before he sips his tea. Peter starts tidying up the Alchemy lab a little bit as Drakken sips his tea deciding if he should go the meeting or not, Meanwhile on the other side of the "Impenetrable" barrier that was set up after King Derrick was murdered by Drakken The new King, Derrick's son King Harrison was fucking his wife and his cousin at the same time having a threesome. "Yeah I'm going to fuck you so hard cousin you'll throw up our family genes" King Harrison says as he fucks Bianca his first cousin in the asshole which she hates she rather be fucked in her pussy but it's because she hates anal that she receives it. "Why do you have to fuck my asshole cousin?" Bianca asks earning herself a slap from the Queen "Shut the fuck up slut before I make you eat out the Donkey's ass again and again and again till you throw up it's shit!" Queen Maddison threatens.

Back on the other side of the "Impenetrable" barrier Drakken decides to go to the meeting. "Peter prepare my horse!" Drakken demands as he prepares his satchel packing Multiple Ingredients such as Ginseng, Evil Fairy dust, mushrooms, the horse cock, cat tail, mouse ear and Srourowek seeds that are not meant to be consumed because of the side effect. He also packs his sword. Drakken had to change his weapon from the Blade of Zarklock to the Sword of Dragon's tongue because he broke the Blade of Zarklock off inside the knight's balls five years ago.

"Ебать Peter hurry the hell up with my бля horse!" Drakken yells out of the tower's window. Peter finishes up with the horse's preparations not a second after Drakken tells him to hurry up with his fucking horse, "I'm done master!" Peter yells back as Drakken jumps out the window and lands onto the horse. "Peter you will take care of Гидра until I return and If you fucking fail I'll shove Sword of Dragon's tongue so far up ass you'll shit steel for month" Drakken says with a firm but fair tone. "But master the Hydra always wants to eat me" Peter complains. "So don't let it eat you dumb fuck just feed it the fucking Рыба" Drakken says with a giggle. "Ok I'll feed it the fish master farewell" Peter says as he walks back into the castle depressed and scared. "Fuck you Peter" Drakken says as he spurs the horse and rides to the Council Of Witches and Warlocks.

The Council Of Witches and Warlocks

For the entire ride to the Council's Palace a castle in the middle of the woods of Evrest. Drakken attempts to master Sartigionical again and again and again and again failing every time.

Resulting in pissing him off further causing him to kill an Innocent traveler with the Sword of Dragon's Tongue. He shoves the Sword of Dragon's Tongue into the traveler's chest as they begged for mercy Drakken slices through their body he didn't care never has never will.

When he arrived at the Council's Palace Drakken hitched his horse, walked to the side of the castle and took a piss as he pissed Drakken attempted Sartigionical again but failed again.

After his piss Drakken walks inside the castle and inside the meeting room. Every evil Witch and Warlock is present Queen Sabrina gets up from her chair and starts the meeting.

"Welcome everyone thanks for coming to this very important meeting today you might want to eat and drink since we're going to be here for a few hours, you can find food and drin-" "I don't want to be here shut up Sabrina and Let's get this meeting over with!" Queen Sabrina gets cut off very rudely by Drakken who has finished making his plate. "Very well this meeting is about the Gem Of Darkness it has a crack in it and could shatter at any moment" Queen Sabrina explains "In fact we believe it will break in five days from now" Queen Sabrina adds.

"Why the fuck are we having this meeting instead of sealing it back up!" Drakken says clearly still angry at himself. "Because we have ran out of Rabbit Anus, Spider legs, Lizard tails and Snake skin, I can't perform the sealing spell of Sarachilicklector without those ingredients, I would get more but that fat ass King Harrison built that "Impenetrable barrier" so I can't travel to his kingdom whatsoever" Queen Sabrina says "I swear to the gods old and new I'll kill King Harrison by shoving my Sword inside the top of his cock!" Drakken says angrily. "What about the Dragon Slayer?" Drakken asks "He hasn't been seen in thousands of years Drakken nobody knows where his cave is but you're more than welcome to find him" Queen Sabrina says. "But I don't know how you'll accomplish th-" "Bitch I'm Drakken Seckorra the Warlock who won the war for us I already invented a locator spell that will find his cave two days ago" Drakken says as he performs Karinagrokken the locator spell which instantly forms a visible trail straight to the Dragon Slayer's cave. Drakken leaves after bitch smacking Wartokken across the face. He unhitches his horse, climbs onto it and rides away to find the Dragon Slayer.

Five years ago after Demonical the deadly dragon slaps Drakken into 10 trees Sir Laurence find his brother dead with the blade of Zarklock sticking out of his ball sack. King Harrison is out on his balcony which has a view of the entire Kingdom and is where his dirty deals are struck.

Sir Laurence knocks on the door leading into the King's bedroom he plans to strike a deal with King Harrison. "Come in Sir Laurence and don't be surprised by the fact I knew it was you I figured you were coming today" King Harrison says as he turns around facing the door leaning on the balcony rail. "We both want Drakken dead he killed my father and your brother, So how bout you kill him and bring me his head" King Harrison says as he eats some grapes he breaks one grape in half as if it was Drakken's head. "I can do that but I really want a upgrade on my housing situation, My current home leaks, smells like manure, is covered in critters and is cold in the morning and at night" Sir Laurence says. "You can move into the keep no strings attached where you should've been,Why didn't you move out of your peasant house?" The King asks angrily and confused Sir Laurence is a Knight but he's living like a peasant it was aggravating. "I only lived there to stay with my peasant family" Sir Laurence says tears rolling down his cheek but being a man along with being a Knight he wiped his tears away. King Harrison was furious of how Sir Laurence was being treated. Yesterday King Harrison trusted his handler to arrange housing for the Knights and their families it turns out he didn't do his job. King Harrison was so angry he picks up his father's axe and throws it at the door to his bedroom. The axe spins perfectly before sticking into the wall after his outburst King Harrison grabs the axe from the wall and goes to find Eric the handler with the Intention of having a "little chat".

Back on the other side of the barrier in Evrest Drakken gives Sartigionical another try but this time he uses the horse cock, cat tail and mouse ear the Warlock grinds the ingredients up in a Mortar with his Zarklockian Pestle he invented using the remains of the Blade of Zarklock which is made out of Zarklockian glass reinforced with Frievian metal which is very strong but unbeknownst to literally everyone in the two realms has one weakness. So how was it destroyed Drakken thought to himself while he was mixing the ingredients. It shouldn't have broke but it did it broke off in Sir Laurence's brother's ball sack. "The Blade of Zarklock must have a weakness it must have a fucking hidden weakness" Drakken says out loud. He knew in his heart that it had a weakness and one of his small goals was to figure it out and he will find out the weakness of that blade. Sir Laurence has already Set out to find Drakken with a little help from a Lost Soul named Zachkharnian who is 7"8' tall who hates Drakken and has been watching him the whole time. Drakken knows this and has been planning to kill Zachkharnian brutally like he always does.

Mr. Philenrakken

Zachkharnian jumps out of the bushes as Drakken rides passed them, Zach proceeds to kick Drakken off the horse his foot connecting with Drakken's face. Drakken backflips out of the attack but when he lands he slides back a few feet, Drakken has faced stronger foes before but this one was stronger and smarter than the other ones who were dumb as hell. Zachkharnian unsheathes his sword and cuts a rope next to him which was around the Warlock's left foot, As soon as the rope was caught Drakken was strung up but Drakken retaliates by throwing his throwing knives covered in poison lodging them into Zach's legs. "Ahh fuck you magic using ass mother fucker!" Zachkharnian yells leaving the knives deeply lodged into both of his legs. Drakken slices the rope with the Sword of Dragon's Tongue does a backflip full down landing on his feet next he spins around then he throws the Sword of Dragon's Tongue into Zach's dick slicing it clean off. "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Zachkharnian screams his voice becoming high pitched as he drops to his knees. Drakken walks over and removes his sword from the tree it lodged itself into after being brutally thrown by the Warlock. Zachkharnian bleeds out and dies Inevitability that's when Drakken realizes Zachkharnian is a lost soul just like Peter. "Well he's not coming back to life" Drakken says as he gets back on his horse and continues into the dark enchanted forest ran by Mr.Philenrakken an evil deal making dark elf who already knows he's coming his wife Rachel brings him a chicken leg then goes back into the tree they live in.

Back at Drakken's castle Peter goes down to the Waters of Black Hearts after hours of worrying and not feeding the Hydra to finally feed it. The Hydra was very hungry and very pissed off because Peter was pretty much starving it so it decides to hide under the water and wait for the right moment to rape Peter in the asshole. Peter opens the door with a bucket of fish in one hand and a lantern in the other. He walks over to the Waters of Black Hearts which literally has black hearts floating in them, When he reaches the edge of the waters the Hydra jumps out, slices Peter's trousers off with it's claws along with his undergarments, shoves it's huge ass cock up Peter's asshole and proceeds to fuck him really hard while eating the fish. "Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!, Fuck no bad Dragon please not this anything but this!" Peter screams. Meanwhile in the dark enchanted forest Sir Laurence snuck into the forest without Mr. Philenrackken noticing and starts killing the dark elves revealing himself to Mr. Philenraccken by doing so. the now very angry Mr. Philenraccken gets out the Blade of Artemis and attacks Sir Laurence who gets out his own sword which is stronger than the Blade of Artemis they have a sword battle. Mr. Philenrackken tries to kill but Sir laurence keeps deflecting the dark elf's attacks proving he's the better swordsman. "You are weak elf you haven't fought in years making you an easy opponent" Sir Laurence says as he knocks the Blade of Artemis out of Mr.Philenraccken's hands then holds his own sword up to the dark elf's neck. Mr.Philenrackken finally speaks in five years. "I may be weak but I'm not an Imbecile" the dark elf says as Drakken jumps down from the trees above them and stabs Sir Laurence in the back with the Sword of Dragon's Tongue. "I know you sent that tall idiot to kill me Laurence I also know that King Harrison wants you to bring him my head well Иди на хуй" Drakken says revealing the fact that he knew Sir Laurence's plan the whole time. "What does Иди на хуй mean?" Sir Laurence asks in the middle of dying. "It means go fuck yourself" Drakken says as he removes his sword from Sir laurence's back then instantly slicing off the Knights head killing him revealing he is a lost soul too. "Thanks you and I already know what you want you need armor for when you face The Dragon Slayer just incase he isn't friendly" Mr.Philenrackken says before spitting on Sir Laurencence's body "But not just any armor you want the Armor of Sroggen the Warlock rider of Demonical The deadly dragon" Mr.Philenrackken says as he gets out his cock and pisses on Sir Laurence's body. "You want something in return" Drakken says as he collects Sir Laurence's head and shoves it in his Satchel. "Yes I simply want you to return my men to the land of the living if possible" Mr.Philenrackken says looking around at his men some just injured and the rest are very much dead for now.

Drakken gets out a potion called Yurtakken drinks some of it and spits it into the air bringing some of the dead dark elves back to life. "Why are some of them still dead?" Mr.Philenrackken asks confused. "Because they are lost souls lost souls are souls who are lost and can't find their way back to the land of the living so they stay trapped in the abyss for eternity, They become lost souls if they're born that way or if they have been decaying for to long" Drakken explains. "Lost souls decay faster than normal humans so sadly there's nothing I can do I'm sorry" Drakken adds. "Mother fucker my family is half destroyed but you tried and for that I'm grateful the armor is worn by Wartokken" Mr.Philenrackken says. "Are you fucking with me?" Drakken asks surprised. "No I'm not fucking with you the rapist bastard hides it but he's wearing Sroggen's armor fucking cunt" Mr.Philenrackken says as he tosses the body of Sir Laurence to his pet wolves who devour it literally in three seconds. "Didiskoya I've been looking for that armor for over three thousand fucking years!" Drakken yells at the top of his black lungs slaming his fist into the ground. "I fucking hate Wartokken that fucking bastard is a thief and a rapist like you said!" Drakken yells. "I'm well aware of that... He is the warden of SrokkenHeimer prison" Mr.Philenrackken says as he collect the blade of artemis. "Didiskoya what else don't I know" Drakken says calming down after his outburst. "Rumor has it King Harrison funds it with his gold and silver" Mr.Philenrackken says. "Ебаная хуесосущая киска Я собираюсь убить этого толстозадого короля, да помогут мне старые и новые боги" Drakken yells as he gets out his sword and tosses it at a innocent deer's asshole the sword goes up the poor deer's anus making it bounce around kicking it's legs everywhere before it inevitability dies. "What the hell did you say?" Mr.Philenrackken asks ever so confused. "I said fucking cock sucking pussy I'm going to kill that fat ass king so help me gods old and new" Drakken says after calming down again feeling hungry het gets out some cooked frog legs and cow tongue shoves them into his mouth and eats them. "Something is going on we got a traitor I know it" Drakken says. "Didiskoya!" Drakken yells.