I originally wrote this song back in HS when I was bored in class one day. I think this was in 2011. I was in a band at the time and we rehearse it, like, twice (which I recorded). I decided to rewrite the song a little for Girl's Best Friend (my fake band)'s newest album. So, without further ado, here are the lyrics:

If Luis Miguel be your God,

Then you'd better play every COD

If you fear oranges than you are a fool (unless you are allergic)

Don't be a pussy just be a tool!

Chorus

Tool tool tool tool I am a tool

Tool tool tool tool I am a tool

Tool tool tool tool I am a tool

Sitting in Spanish really gotta pass

If the teacher fails me I'll kick her ass

Got two of every 3DS, even ones with no 3D

Now I'm gonna go home and become Bruce Lee

Chorus

Slick my hair back and have a goatee

Sit at home for hours blasting Glee

Cut ahead in line and never pay tips

Kiss every taken girl right on the lips

Guitar Solo

Salute the flag if you're about to die

If you're an American, eat some pie

If the government comes knocking at your door

Hide it all cause you won't get more!

Final Chorus (ramps up in speed and then slows for final line)