Think the Earth’s a spinning ball? Not if you’re a flat-Earther, clinging to their cosmic pancake dream despite a universe of evidence smacking them upside the head. In this snarky romp, watch their DIY experiments flop spectacularly—lasers bending, rockets revealing curves—and their Bible-twisting get a reality check.

Jen-ny!” Chloe and Delilah snickered from behind me. At first I thought they had said my name. I went back to coloring my butterfly. But then I heard it again. ‘Jennnnnnn-nnnnnny!’ ‘Jenny!’ I felt a forceful gap on my shoulder and turned. I hated when people wasted my inside recess, so I hoped that this was a good deal. ‘Sorry, but…my name is Yenny.’ I said. Delilah was cracking up and I couldn’t figure out why. Chloe looked disgusted at me. ’That’s not your Christian name.’ Chloe snickered.

Snow forts are an important part to any child's life. Some are inside built with blankets, cardboard, and/or couch cushions but some are outside.

In this note, I will be discussing the negativities I have seen in your local taco bell, and why I believe that they should not stay in business.

Prompt: Write a longer poem, or a page or so of prose, where you observe the world around you AND TELL A STORY ABOUT IT. This doesn’t have to be about what you are currently observing; it can be about something that you have observed in the past. Zoom in to details and use caesura, end-stopped and enjambed lines, similes, metaphors, and imagery to make your writing come alive for the reader. This is a LONGER poem, where you get a little contemplative!

My father has always been... eccentric. This is a story from when they first moved and had a face off with some unsavory wildlife.

This is my view on the well known food chain, Dairy Queen. Inside this note you will find my completely unbiased and experience based opinion. Read at your own risk.

"The Lorax Speaks for Your Liver", filled with adult humor, bad decisions, and your body’s desperate cries for help.

"One Shot, Two Shot, Three Shot... Strip Club Floor!" boozy adult humor and terrible decisions we can all relate!!

💧 Is Water Wet? Or Have We Been Lied To? 🤯 At first, the answer seems obvious. Of course, water is wet… right? But what if I told you water isn’t actually wet—it just makes things wet? 🧐 If something is constantly in water, is it wet or just existing? Is a fish underwater wet, or does it only become wet when removed? What if wetness is just a sensation and water isn’t wet until we touch it? Yeah… welcome to the overthinking spiral. Click to dive deeper (but not too deep, or you’ll be permanently wet… or will you?). 🚰💭

Where do lost socks actually go? We’ve all experienced it!… Where do lost socks actually go? In this deep (and totally unnecessary) investigation, we explore the Great Sock Conspiracy. Could dryers be secretly consuming them? Are they escaping to a sock rebellion? Maybe they’ve slipped into an alternate dimension—or, hear me out, abducted by aliens? No theory is too absurd when we’re overthinking things. Drop your best guess, and let’s unravel this mystery together.

Hello everyone! I am brand new and I need someone to give me a prompt to write about. I will do almost anything! Please give me ideas and prompts!!! Down below is a simple short story I wrote just to give people an example of my writing style and how I like to do things. It's a brief romance novel exert I am writing.

Fun With Frostbite A little prose about the adventure I had tending to my frost bitten feet in emergency room recently.

Then some of the great minds took some of the normies and shuttled them into the sky in search of a new home, a new hope really. They just wanted out of the crosshairs of a worldwide my-dick-is-bigger-than-yours argument...

a lot of kind of sad things have happened to me these past couple days so I'm just going to vent about it

A short story telling the fall of the internet or the path we're on...? Take your time. You decide.

Guided by Bones McStraw, a theatrical scarecrow narrator who speaks in rhyme, the children discover they've wandered into the haunted home of Reila (formerly known as Belle) and Victor (the Beast), who have embraced their ghostly afterlife with surprising enthusiasm. The mansion is also home to a cast of eccentric spectral servants: Lumiere, the dramatic teacup master with a flair for musical numbers; Mrs. Cogs, who conducts furniture like an orchestra; and Shade, a modern ghost obsessed with creating the perfect spooky atmosphere.

This little note entails the lovely adventure of progress. and how in the process there seems to be a lot more toppling over included. What toppled over you ask? I did... Twas me who done did it. Tune in to find out what exactly happened!

Finding life hard? It's a daily challenge to find the meaning, purpose, worth to life in a life full of misguidances and pain. This is Not a Guide to Life, but a guide to hope.

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