Please forgive the absence lately, momma got a new jawb whatever that is and we went on two trips one to the woods which I liked and one to the real big water in North Meownisotah. I was not fond of that one, too much water. Yuck.

A story for children about 6 pigs living with owner Christina in an rv and their Halloween adventure

Being a male dancer isn’t exactly what people think. Sure, there are flashing lights, over-the-top costumes, and women screaming like it’s the Beatles’ second coming. But most of it is actually logistics: sore calves, too much baby oil, and figuring out how to get five guys into one tiny dressing room without accidentally mooning each other. But every now and then, there’s a night that sticks with you forever. For us, it was “The Dog Food Incident.”

A calm Sunday, Kevin has some mild existential anxiety. Then he meets a customer that reminds him just how special he is..

This post is a meaningful word salad, that is explaining the all of Purchase High Come Down. Hope you enjoy

Extreme unsobriety thoughts in a nutshell. For realt. Very random morning thoughts in a relatable freestyle way.

After a bad dream reliving the day his father walked out, Super King is reassured when a kind woman provides the reassurance he didn't know he needed.

Super King spends the day at the convenience store, offering assistance to customers as they pass through.

A comedic conversation that last over a thousand hours about the same thing over and over let me tell you all about it as letting me tell you all about it will take up at least a thousand hours of your time

My dogs cute. But, sometimes I think she is a vampire. She’s, special, to say at least. .

Valentine’s Day sucks. Not because I’m a sad loser, it’s just cringe and mushyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. Ew.

I have lived, loved, died, and started to live again. While I have nothing to really flaunt for it, I have gained life experience. These following thoughts are my attempt to share perspective.

I want one more day of Pride. July 1: Found Family Day. Because I can’t remember the exact date I felt accepted. I can’t remember the first words I said to my husband— only that, for the first time, I felt like I’d made a real friend. Life gave me found family—so I’m giving it a day. July 1. Because having pride and finding your people is #1. Spend the day with me. I don’t write these stories to get noticed. I write to find family. Found Family Day is for anything that made you a better person. It’s for the day you pulled a kitten off the highway— even if you never knew their birthday, or the name of the road. It’s for those of us who didn’t get a DNA match— who had to go out and build something better. Like that kitten. Like me, hearing my husband’s voice for the first time. And if you love young Felix, I will write him for your children.

A short time ago, an apparently despondent squirrel flung itself onto a transformer behind the building in which I work causing a major power outage lasting over 1½ days. On the first day back to work much discussion ensued over what circumstances could cause a squirrel to resort to such measures. Trouble at home; not enough nuts set aside to pay rent on the tree; suffering from some kind of terminal squirrel disease. Of course, it was all speculation.

Hello there people. my name is Cohen nelson as told in the title and this is my life! Whoop. really fun old life ha ha. But anyways in this "Stream" or like how I call it "Stupid note writing" I'll be writing about my life. And what I'm up to 24/7. So I haven't been up to much in a while just really waking up eating some food and playing games with the boys. Sometimes we actually get off our asses and go outside and do stuff but that's usually very boring lol. but I might do another episode or writing script because this shi boring as hellllll so if y'all want another one just write in the bio or sum ion even know we will see.

SUNDAY We’re working on the Sabbath; Just contemplate how odd. We’re pacifying management, While pissing off their god MONDAY He spawned a new persona That’s fond of wearing tights.

Where sports are involved, I'm a firm believer in a solid knowledge and command of the basics. Shooting rubber bands, as with any big game, requires a similar background. While you are probably more acquainted with domesticated rubber bands, which are plentiful and easily captured, rubber bands in the wild prove much more elusive.

Happy Father's Day to all the dads out there, and have passed on, to all the families out there, a good dad or a bad dad. A family still isn't it without one, love/like them today, it's still their day, and here is a short story for them. (Sorry, I was late. I was busy on Father's Day and couldn't post anything early, just in case my dad saw it. Also, check out my Instagram faye_ink to see hand-drawn pictures of this story.)

Left follows right…right follows left…night follows day…animals follow their instincts…and younger siblings often follow their older siblings down the same career path; sometimes with remarkable results. Look at Charlotte, Emily and Anne Brontë; or, Orville and Wilbur Wright; John, Robert and Teddy Kennedy; Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears; Ulysses and Cary Grant.

Vanquished From the Catbird’s Seat By P H Burns The gaping door, the swinging perch, No chirping to be heard. Esther saw the cage was light… By just about one bird. No ripple in the water dish, Nor feathers in the bed.